A Dogs New Years Resolution

10. I will not stare blankly at the walls causing my owner to think someone or something is there.

9. I will remember weekends human sleep in and do not want to be woken up at 5:30 AM.

8. I will not drink out of the toilet and dribble water all over it.

7. I will not eat "treats" out of the kitty litter box.

6. I will remember not to steal scraps from the garbage and end up getting sick all over the new light colored rug.

5. I will try to remember not to tackle my owner while he is getting my food. I CAN wait until it gets to the bowl. I also can chew my food and do not have to eat it in one gulp.

4. I will not bury my owner's car keys, wallet, or cell phone.

3. I am NOT responsible for giving the baby a bath. The humans prefer to use water.

2. I will not hide my toys in the owner's plants. I will also not water their plants for them. Plants are allowed inside.

1. I will try to remember to read this list every 4 minutes because I have such a short attention span.