|10. I will not use the owner's plant as my litter box or dental floss.
9. I will not sleep on my owner's head.
8. I will not try to run out the door every time it opens.
7. I will not hide from my owner for hours at a time.
6. I will not use the couch to give my claws a manicure. Instead, I will use the weird looking rope tree.
5. I will not bring my owner decapitated presents. For some reason they are ungrateful.
4. I will not use the curtains as a slide.
3. I will not overdose on catnip and then fly around the house bouncing off the wall.
2. I will not sneak up on and pounce on my owner's head while they are watching TV.
1. I will not climb trees and then refuse to climb down despite how much fun it is to see my owner attempt to climb up after me.