A Cats New Years Resolution

10. I will not use the owner's plant as my litter box or dental floss.

9. I will not sleep on my owner's head.

8. I will not try to run out the door every time it opens.

7. I will not hide from my owner for hours at a time.

6. I will not use the couch to give my claws a manicure. Instead, I will use the weird looking rope tree.

5. I will not bring my owner decapitated presents. For some reason they are ungrateful.

4. I will not use the curtains as a slide.

3. I will not overdose on catnip and then fly around the house bouncing off the wall.

2. I will not sneak up on and pounce on my owner's head while they are watching TV.

1. I will not climb trees and then refuse to climb down despite how much fun it is to see my owner attempt to climb up after me.